2009 Quotes

2009

Beware of the deadly donkey
Falling slowly from the sky,
You can choose the way you live, my friend;
But not the way you die.
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-“That’s the difference between you and me, Mom; you see crap, I see a crapportunity.” -George Lopez
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Maggie’s section:

“Maggie is a man! JK but I have joined their little club. “
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“Ya know, the Grimm brothers. They wrote all those scary stories. Like ‘Little Red Riding Hood’.”
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“You can’t turn people into math problems!”
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“I’d wish James had already strangled me with Australian koalas!”
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“I think I can feign sane.”
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There’s only one reason why I can’t grow up to become a grammar teacher, and Maggie put it best when she said, “Your students would either excel… or die.”
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“Her parents will let her get a nose ring, but they won’t let her get a Facebook?!”
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“He worked his pecs, heck yeah!”
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“Ah you’re never alone with friends like us. “
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“Dang it, Holly, you just enlightened my life!”
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“So what’cha reckon, Little Miss Mass Murderer?”
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“Ballin’, Holly, ballin’!”
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“The alien’s out of the closet!”
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“Nobody digs graves like you, Holly!”
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Holly OwO (6:33:19 PM): http://www.kitco.com/charts/livegold.html
Holly OwO (6:34:06 PM): Gold has taken a leap!!!
Southernbaywolf (6:34:21 PM): dang interesting
Holly OwO (6:34:29 PM): Hahaha you’re so lying
Southernbaywolf (6:35:10 PM): duh, but nice graphs.
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“I really need to see James soon;he still has my biker chick outfit.”

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“I’m gonna hit you with a barbie if you don’t shut up, Jass!” -Hannah P.
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“I knew that often, answers of such this often we fractions with a denominator of 2…” -Seth F.
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“Who’s Bob? Seriously.” -James M.
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“Whoa, you must be rich!”
“Not me, but my dad. You ever heard of Mobil Oil?”
“Your father owns Mobil Oil?!”
“No, but he sure sued ‘em!” -Family Matters
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“My mom was born two months pregnant, she’s okay now…” Random person, when speaking in sympathy of Mrs. Beurmann’s premature baby.
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“He hates him.”
“He does not hate him!”
“He HATES him.”
“Ok, just a little.”
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“Better not make a move on my man, Holly.”
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“Certain! Now, my linguas skills very much good.”
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“My bubble. Stay out of my bubble. My bubble has a hole in it so I can reach out and get some food.” -Sara D.
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“He cheats so much, he might as well be gay.” -Sara D.
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“…Average Joe, Joe mama!” -Mr. Jones
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“If you talk one more time, we’re gonna tango.” -Ms. Sales
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“You can wrassle it to the ground!” – Ms. Martelli
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“Sorry. Air condition repair– or, heating repair. Just in time for it to cool off— or, warm up.” -Mr. Jones
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“I am a marshmallow!” – Ms. Sales
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“…it takes ages to kill the world but when you do, you have a sense of accomplishment.” -John Paul
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“She sounded kind of drunk on the answering machine. Maybe she still is, I don’t know.” -Dax
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“I almost ROLF’d all over the parking lot today.”
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“Everyone’s family is crazy.” -Jeff Foxworthy
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Ms. Sales: “There’s too much communication going on in my classroom”
Alex: “You’re the one talking!”
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“Ha… bee…ba.. da.. jee-bees!!” -James
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Me: I love my friends.
Dax: You love what? Mushrooms?
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Amanda Gordon do a little dance make a little love GET DOWN TONIGHT! GET DOWN TONIGHT!!! 10 shots of rum ago.
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“Life sucks and then you die.” -Ms. Sales
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“I just love how you twist things around to your own liking. It’s so cute.” -Tram
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smexyangel4moshi (10:27:13 PM): My sister thinks she’s in rehab
smexyangel4moshi (10:27:14 PM): xDDD
smexyangel4moshi (10:27:15 PM): she’s cute.
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mashedpootato (7:39:28 PM): life is a kid with a magnifying glass…
mashedpootato (7:39:38 PM): on a hott summer day
mashedpootato (7:39:42 PM): and we are…ants
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“No, no, I’m not an Asian!” -Tram
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“The world is coming down because you failed your science test! Way to go, Al Queda!” – Mr. Jones
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“I see white people.” -Hannah P.
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“Uhmmm…. noooo.” -Shreese
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“Oh, fact!” -James M.
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mashedpootato (5:45:17 PM): lol are you serious? im stupid as crack
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Loretta: I’m getting married, Ma.
Rose: Again?
Loretta: Yeah
Rose: Do you love him?
Loretta: No.
Rose: Good. Because when you love them, they drive you crazy because they can.
-Moonstruck
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Holly OwO (7:18:56 PM): Maggie?
Southernbaywolf (7:18:56 PM): yo you call?
(check the times)
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Ryan: Can I get some water?
Mr. Jones: What?
Ryan: Can I get some water?
Mr. Jones: Huh?
Ryan: May I get some water?
Mr. Jones: What’d you say?
Ryan: Please?
Mr. Jones: Please what?
Ryan: I don’t know!
-History class
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“A friend is one soul in two bodies.” -Aristotle
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“There’s no hope in dope, kids.” Mr. Jones
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“You call this a baby, woman?!” -Mr. Jones
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“John” (7:05:26 PM): well i was dropped as a child
Holly OwO (7:05:43 PM): several times?
“John” (7:06:12 PM): only once
“John” (7:06:16 PM): but it was into a blender
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“Are you on crack?!” -Mr. Murray
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“Yes, Holly, that would be quite balling.”
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“I know, huh!”
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“John” (8:49:44 PM): it makes me want to drown babies
“John” (8:49:47 PM): but i want to do that anyways
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“Hey, friend.”
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Dad, Mom, Dax, and I were biking at night and Dax said, “I know that girl we just passed was drunk because when she saw us she said, ‘Wow! That’s three, four, five bikes!’”
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“Aw, you’re such a crybaby. I bet you were born crying!” -Sami
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mashedpootato (4:51:39 PM): welcome to typical teenage life…theres [soda] in the lounge and a razor blade in the bathroom
mashedpootato (4:51:42 PM): make yourself at home
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“A miner?” -J
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Holly OwO (4:55:52 PM): oh my gosh!!!!!
“John” (4:56:04 PM): yes…there is no santa…
“John” (4:56:09 PM): im sorry you had to find out this way
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Miss Paige: Now who’s missing?
John S: Your mom
-English 8th grade at PCA… she laughed for the rest of the period. More than the class.
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“Naked naked naked naked!”
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“I’ll meet you on Gay Street.”
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“Nobody move! I’ve misplaced my brain.” -The great Jack Sparrow
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Me:
Angela:
Me:
Angela:
Angela: Don’t push it.
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“Almost ow!” -Dakota
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“Almost ow!” -James T.
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“Do one thing everyday that scares you.” -Eleanor Roosevelt
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“You cause your own problems.”
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“I will cut you!” -Bon Qui Qui
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“The Jonas Brothers! I love those guys!” -My dad
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Dianna Ta is feelin’ fine =). 14 minutes ago
John Paul Jones at 6:17pm February 25:
too bad she isn’t looking fine
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kldaace’s Away Message
Eating right now. They say it’s a necessary part of life… at least until I get those chloroplasts…
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“Ghetto fabulousness!” -Mr. Jones
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“Just Jack!”
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“John” (9:23:05 PM): well remember…people are mor eporned to remember when studying if they are in a minorly aruosed state
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“John” (10:19:17 PM): congrads…as the 1st customer of “john’s overdosage services,” you get a complimentary tourniquet!
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alitheiapsis
Julie Vu-Li Vu, where are you? We’ve got some guides to make now. Julie Vu-Li Vu, where are you? We’ve got some shins to kick now!
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“Dax, shut up!”
“I didn’t say anything!”
“You did a few minutes ago!”
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“John” (3:06:40 PM): My mom talking to me dad: you are worse than the kids. I can spank them and kick them but you are just bad.
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“Oo, happy kitty toothpaste! Tastes like bubble gum! Tastes like kitties!” -Mr. Jones
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Holly OwO (10:17:08 PM): How did Alexius I deal with the Bogomil heretics?A)He had them all executed by being burned on a cross.B)He condemned them to death by crucifixion.C)He had them banished from the empire.D)He forced them to convert to Manichaeism.E)none of the above.
“John” (10:17:44 PM): what the hello? i dnt even know that name haha
“John” (10:17:47 PM): im gonna guess…
“John” (10:17:50 PM): B?
“John” (10:18:11 PM): no A!
“John” (10:18:16 PM): no!! C~!
“John” (10:18:19 PM): actually…maybe D
“John” (10:18:24 PM): and a little bit of E too
“John” (10:18:45 PM): correct answer: they are all right! we dont descriminate!
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“Have we talked about heresy in the church of room 81?” -Mr. Jones
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“John” (10:21:55 PM): good books are for squares!!
“John” (10:22:04 PM): and rectangles…cuz thats the shape books are
Holly OwO (10:22:04 PM): YOUR MOM IS SQUARE
“John” (10:22:56 PM): actually…its more like a disfigured blob type shape
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“You can’t just bring animals in her all the time, Dr. Do-Nothing.” -Will
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“I’m gonna leave my thing behind.” -Dax
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“I am a one-speed bike!” -Hannah
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“You had better not rip this, because I will show you a Mexican!” -Katherine
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“John” (8:54:12 PM): i dont know any straight guy who said fabulous
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“Holy hangover, Batgirl!” -Will
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*sniffs marker* “Ahhh…” -Robo
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Dax Kerchner (10:26:41 PM): what’s mashedpootato?
mashedpootato (10:27:26 PM): mashedpootato is nothing. mashedpootato is everything. it is the very fabric that holds this world together. it is the air. it is everywhere. it is power
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“Dax has one speed– stop and kill.” -Joe
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“Ok, everyone gets 5 balls. So Dax, you get 1 through 4.” -Joe
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“Not so easy, is it, matey!”
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“We’ll always be friends… until you die.”
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“Holly, do you still blister when people throw holy water on you?” -Brian
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“There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.” -Christopher Morley
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Holly OwO (10:14:30 PM): i knew someone else who did that
Holly OwO (10:14:33 PM): *cough*
“John” (10:14:50 PM): gosh you make it sound like they died
Holly OwO (10:15:48 PM): well i can’t argue with that
“John” (10:16:02 PM): well alrighty then
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“No, we are not interviewing Amish people!” -Helie
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“Naturally perky what?!!!”
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“John” (11:03:41 PM): im gonna fail geometry..
Holly OwO (11:04:03 PM): same
“John” (11:04:12 PM): lol dont you have an A in that class?
Holly OwO (11:04:39 PM): no
Holly OwO (11:04:39 PM): 88
“John” (11:04:51 PM): which is practically an A!!
“John” (11:05:00 PM): ugg lol i would murder like 6 babies to get that grade
“John” (11:05:08 PM): but only 6 cuz ya know…7 is too many
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“I’m not a blanket whore! You’re a blanket whore!”
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“Canoodling!!!”
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“John” (9:25:14 PM): try IB stabs your morals in the back, throws them into a truck, drives you to a paper mill, throws you into the compost, turns the machine on, watches your poor morals being ground up into this new eco-friendly paper, then taking the paper…to print out the AP exams
“John” (9:25:25 PM): like serioously…that’s how they get AP paper those cool colors
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“I’ve barely danced at all! I just keep standing around having epiphanies!”
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“Apple pie! Love……..in a pie-crust.” -John L.
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“John” (10:05:00 PM): ~ smiles make everything better
“John” (10:05:04 PM): even if they are fake
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“It’s menthol, not methane.”
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“I’m gonna kick your a-double-money-sign!” – Dennis
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“I’m a little cosmo, short and stout!”- Miss Harvilchuck
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“Be inept. It’s more interesting.” -Miss Brooks
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Who forgets to put the “ville” in “Jacksonville”?!
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“Du bist doof, du bist doof.
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“What? You like Young?!”
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“What is ‘Daughtery,’ Holly? A concert? It is a classical concert?” -Dax
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“Your mom’s file is corrupt!” -Dax
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“Oh, my flaming castle!”
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“I have 4,791,110,240 blood in my bloodbank.” *sticks out toungue* -Hannah
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“You were voluntold!”
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Holly: “Hey, Mom, I need um…muhamablahblah….”
Mom: “Batteries?”
Holly: “Yeah!”
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“Maggie and Scott, stop breaking Hannah’s bed!”
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“That’s not a pool stick. This is a pool stick.”
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“Yes, I am alone, but at least I have my righteous anger to keep me company at night.” -Because I Said So (movie)
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Great year.