“Money may not buy happiness, but it’ll buy you a yacht to drive up along side of it.” -Joe the Amish guy
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“You think that guy needs a friend?” -Joe T.A.G.
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“Love without madness is not love.” -Stephen Millar
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“Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.” -Facebook
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Dad: “Do you want to go to the hockey game? It’ll be really violent!”
Joe P.: “Will it be really violent for us?”
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“Just for giggles, then!” -Aunt Mandy
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“Hey little one.”
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“I sparkled and was gay” -Bloody Jack: Rapture of the Deep
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“I’m lost.” -Joe T.A.G.
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“That dog doesn’t like you, Joe.”
“Well, that’s okay; now you’re not alone!”
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“I am going to sell all my belongings and take up life with crabs!” -Mrs. Harvilchuck
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“Uh-oh.” – Joe TAG
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“I think I’ll watch a book.” -Joe TAG
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“You don’t have to say sorry, and I’m not going to actually beat you with your own mail. That’s the way it works around here!”
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Holly: “What’s the most common Amish medicine?”
Joe: “A lickin’ in the woodshed.”
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“That bra is not mine!”
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DRob: “Timothy, it’s getting a bit noisy back there with you.”
Holly: *legit cough*
DRob: “And, Holly, it’s always noisy with you.”
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“Mucho macho muchacho.”
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“Why is it so quiet in here?” -Mr. Mitchell
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Ivershine (8:08:55 PM): i love any song by Taylor Swift
Ivershine (8:08:58 PM): she’s amazing
Holly OwO (8:09:01 PM): Imma letchu finish
Holly OwO (8:09:12 PM): but I also like other songs by [Oren Lavie]
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Ivershine (8:16:22 PM): they’re not very good pics of me
Holly OwO (8:18:22 PM): nah
Holly OwO (8:18:26 PM): they’re fine
Ivershine (8:18:35 PM): haha i was jk
Ivershine (8:18:36 PM): lol
Ivershine (8:18:42 PM): but thanks
Holly OwO (8:18:42 PM): haha yeah
Holly OwO (8:18:44 PM): me too
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Hayley: “What flavor are the chips.”
Jack: “Um… blank?”
Hayley: *eats chip* “They’re blank.”
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“Your hair is scary alive.”
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“I put some Peeps in the microwave with some toothpicks in them and they blew up and were like, jousting with each other.” -Hayley P.
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“Stephen” (11:02:03 PM): she barely even looks at hw you turn in
“Stephen” (11:02:55 PM): I know ppl that have turned in a half the hw and she gives a 100 and i know someone who turned in their chemistry hw and she put a ? mark and gave him a 100
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“I’m gonna punch a nerd.”
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“Stephen” (9:59:34 PM): on my gravestone it would be totally ballin’ to put
“Stephen” (9:59:36 PM): “brb”
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“You know I’ll lend him out to you.” -Maggie
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“We’re going to find out what Utah is shaped like.”
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“Hahahahaha! I am so upset!”
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“Dax Kerchner likes eating lots and lots of lizards.” -Facebook
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“If you have a passion for eating lots and lots of lizards, sign up and we’ll let you know when we’re ready for your help.” -Facebook
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Holly: I’m not going into the kitchen
Holly: what if I look out the window and there’s a creeper?
Stephen: challenge him to a creep-off
Stephen: or just run like hell
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Andrew: well, of course
Andrew: I would never have the dreadful misconception of sanity on your part
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Andrew (on tea): I really don’t hate it that much
Andrew: I can just think of about 15462 other things I’d rather drink first
Andrew: One of which happens to be antifreeze
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Holly: Isn’t he the one who’s always laughing?
Dax: He got a bad grade in TOK for that.
Holly: For laughing?
Dax: He was doing a presentation on abandoned children.
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“Sorry I’m such a brat-..oh my gosh, my pants are unbuckled! Who unbuckled my pants?!”
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“I like how Amish people are tight.” -Mya (with excess “like”s removed)
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‎”Okay, so starting now, I am going to say ‘I would bet money’ except you’re going to remember that I wouldn’t actually, but I’m going to say it like I mean it okay I am getting a call good-bye.”
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Dax Kerchner: It’s really windy right now. That is pretty awesome.
Mckenzie Matthews: really?!?!
Dax Kerchner: Not so much now actually. Now it’s just thundering and raining really hard.
Holly Kerchner: YES.
IT IS LIKE CRAZY
IT IS THUNDERING AND LIGHTNINGING AND IT’S POURING DOWN RAIN WOOO
Mckenzie Matthews: sooo maybe i shouldnt go down tomorw if its gross?
Holly Kerchner: Nah, it’ll be better tomorrow. It’s just a quick storm. Tomorrow is supposed to be sunny. Plus, this is not GROSS. This is AWESOME.
Dax Kerchner: Holly obtains energy from storms
Without storms she would die
Mckenzie Matthews: no holly gains energy from like…the air really… Annnd should i come tmrw or fri!!!!!???!?!!?!?
Holly Kerchner: TOMORROW, LEST I DIE.
Dax Kerchner: ‎!!!!!???!?!!?!?
Mckenzie Matthews: huh. u worry me.
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“Haha, nah, I was thinking like, somewhere in the forest next to one of our houses. Or there is that underground abandoned house that might be good. Idk, just wherever we feel like at the time, I guess.”
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“You and those glasses, you see the truth in every one; and that’s why you hang out with me and Mya, ’cause we’re awesome.” -Mckenzie
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“I liked Scott before he was in fashion.”
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“even though we will be mentally disabled
at least we will have…. MONEY”
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Me (under my breath): “Haters gonna hate.”
Martelli: Holly, you’re Jewish?!
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Holly:<3
Maggie:<#
Maggie: <3
Holly: HAHAHAHAHA
Maggie: lol fail.
Holly: Oh my gosh I love you so much
Maggie: *shark emoticon*
Maggie: lurv you too.
Maggie: ….sharkbait oh ha ha
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Anthony: *relating information on some type of bird where the mating ritual involves raping* “…the woman bird is just walking along, then this gang of man birds just like swarm her…”
Ms. Bidwell: “You can’t use terms like rape with animals, you’re anthropomorphizing them.”
Anthony: “Well…”
Ms. Bidwell: “How do you the female bird isn’t going ‘Whooooooo!’”
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Dad: I’d be so misrable if I was a bed bug!
Me: I’d be so miserable if I lived in Florida…. WAIT A SECOND
Dad: You’re a bed bug!

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“Holly’s soul lives in Montana. It waits for her there.” -Sydney

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