‎”That’s very deep, Holly. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY SANDWICH?” -Angelle

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“I don’t want to die! My life just got good!”

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Holly Kerchner (11:05:24 PM): I need to be committed to a mental institution
Julie (11:12:15 PM): many people do
Julie (11:12:17 PM): but look at us
Julie (11:12:21 PM): out in the world at large
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“The Dude abides.” -The Big Lebowski
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“Have you ever tried being friends with someone you hate? It is so much fun.”
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“You, me, and irony. We’re all best friends!”
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Holly OwO (11:24:55 PM): I am so desperately in love with photography
Stephen (11:25:43 PM): maybe you should try film-related pick up lines
Stephen (11:27:30 PM): “What say we go into a dark room and see what develops?”
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Stephen (9:16:49 PM): I have 102 tabs open
Holly OwO (9:43:00 PM): DANG BOY
Stephen (9:44:25 PM): DANG GUH
Stephen (9:44:28 PM): haha
Stephen (9:44:31 PM): sry :-P
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Stephen: eh!
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Holly Kerchner (2:08:21 PM): I’m cleaning my room
Stephen (2:08:46 PM): how’s that going?
Holly Kerchner (2:08:51 PM): pretty good
Holly Kerchner (2:08:54 PM): I’m listening to pandora
Holly Kerchner (2:08:58 PM): and reorganizing my drawers
Stephen (2:09:17 PM): don’t get your drawers in a wad organizing them
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Stephen (8:54:43 PM): what’s the word for nostalgia into the future?
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Holly OwO (11:20:56 PM): I didn’t finish anything
Stephen (11:21:04 PM): I haven’t started anything
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Holly OwO (10:31:29 PM): there are 3874364 things between me and summer
Holly OwO (10:31:34 PM): ap tests I am sure to fail
Holly OwO (10:31:36 PM): augugghghghghg
Stephen (10:32:46 PM): those things are disappearing at a rate of 63514 per day
Stephen (10:32:52 PM): calculated
Holly OwO (10:32:55 PM): dude tell me you did not
Stephen (10:33:02 PM): wait I did them til graduation
Stephen (10:33:06 PM): recalculating…
Stephen (10:33:41 PM): 66799 things per day are disappearing
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Holly OwO (11:27:35 PM): that song used to be my face
Stephen (11:27:41 PM): face?
Stephen (11:27:52 PM): I like the song a lot too
Holly OwO (11:28:01 PM): HAHAH I JUST SAID FACE
Holly OwO (11:28:05 PM): I meant life idk why I said face
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Mr. Sutton, after watching me smack into Mary while running between classrooms: “Are you okay?”
Holly: “Yes, but I think Mary hates me now.”
Mr. Sutton: “That’s okay–you have extravagant hair.”
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“I’ve had too much to think. I’m thunk.” -Stephen
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“Holly’s going to canoe far out, where no woman has canoed before.” -Ian
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“It’s a vegetable orgy!” -my dad
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“It’s okay that I am violating you right now because it is for your own safety!”
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Mya, petting the bird: I just realized… he has no ears.
Dax: He can still hear, though.
Mya: Through his eyes?!
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“You do realize that if he ever learns how to knit, you’re screwed.” -Maggie
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“Scott actually takes a back seat to the chicken.” -Mya
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Holly’s facebook status
Scott, appraising a situation: Let’s think this out logically.
Maggie, appraising a situation: WHAT THE HELL
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Holly: Well, who do YOU think I should like?!
Mya: Maggie! She’s good for you!
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“Inside, I’m always laughing.” -Holly
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“You wish. If you had three wishes, you’d wish too.” -Camron
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“Of course it was Maggie. Maggie, the well-spring of everything.” -Andrew
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“Hi, I’m here representing your pain-in-the-ass neighbors.” -John Cooper
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“Grinny face. L-O-L.” -Maggie
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Holly: “You’re wearing practically nothing, Mckenzie.”
Mckenzie: “I’m wearing practically a lot! Not compared to you, but compared to a STRIPPER.”
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Holly’s facebook status: Stephen Millar can tell when it’s time for me to get off the computer and go to bed because I start relating everything to stabbing.
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Peter:
I was with James, Sung, Kim, Marichris, and Zack McKerley
all at BAM
we saw Bobbitt
we hid from him
or
as best we could with Tim rapping
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“Holly, no offense, but every guy you have ever liked has been a total anomaly.” -Maggie
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“Dude, I would have had so much ammo by the time I dated Shane!” -Maggie
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‎”Holly, this is my freaking fifth u-turn today!” -Maggie
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“Chris is in our lives to keep us cheery. We’re like, life sucks, let’s talk about Chris.” -Maggie
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“My mind is deciduous.” -Sam
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Holly: ‎”Maggie, if we got caught, it would be your second offense, you would totally be arrested.”
Maggie: “But we weren’t reported the first time, they won’t know it’s my second offense.”
Holly: “God will know.”
Maggie: “Isn’t 40 supposed to be the magical number for God?”
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Holly: “Maggie, what is it with Ft. Pickens?”
Maggie: “We enjoy exercise, and a bikeride out there is-”
Holly: “No, I mean the things that happen there.”
Maggie: “We take breaks!”
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‎”I feel like our family is a comedy you don’t laugh at.” -Dax
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“There a difference between smack and straight.” -Maggie
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“So I told my dad, ‘Yeah, me and Holly are kind of bros now, and our word is dude.’” -Maggie
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“See, I do get you, man.”
“Dude, I love you, man.”
“Bro hug!”
“Bro hug!”
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Maggie: James two hours after I text him: “I can be at your house in like two minutes”
WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!?!